After looking at crop circles for more than ten years,
It seems pretty obvious that they AIN'T made by US!

Whoever it is must be "Smarter than Your Average Bear..."
Maybe it's about time people sat up and took notice?!

In an attempt to experience Crop Circles on a deeper level,
I copied my favorite designs at the computer and went APE.

While not as impressive as the real deal, I thought the results
of my experiments might appeal to all you Crop Circle Fans...